After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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