Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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