i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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