I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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