susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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