Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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