She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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