Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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