I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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