school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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