I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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