belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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