Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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