pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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