i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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