What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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