And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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