Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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