I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....