We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
