About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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