Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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