I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
If its not for food we ain't going out.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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