I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I am one with the molecules
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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