he wants to bone in the snuggie
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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