Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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