I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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