can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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