OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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