i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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