Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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