He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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