i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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