dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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