I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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