i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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