Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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