IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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