Those balls look pretty dangerous.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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