she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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