Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
