Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Randomize
