When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Randomize
