your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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