So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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