Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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