Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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