Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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