Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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