You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
wrigley field is MILF paradise
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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