Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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