3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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