Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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