They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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