Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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