PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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